by N/A (You have two messages) (First message) Turn up the thermostat It's only 50 damn degrees Everybody is so warm and I'm so cold They're saying "can you believe that? She's got 17 tattoos And she sings about the blues and she's suburban" Everybody is so obsessed with everybody else I didn't know that so and so broke up I was busy paying bills I don't always think I'm right, but I know I'm wrong I'm trying so hard to get through I'm trying so hard to hear you There's so much static in the line, That I can barely hear the truth Is it any wonder I'm the fool? Is it a surprise to be uncool? It's no wonder, I'm so disconnected (Second message) So tell me why you gotta laugh? I guess I must have missed the joke The over-caffeinated bullshit's good me tired I guess you know just where it's at You gotta have the latest things To keep your friends impressed another minute longer I can only imagine how uncomfortable it is inside that skin Having to stretch and mold to society And throb on fitting it Do you always think you're right but you know you're wrong? I'm trying so hard to get through I'm trying so hard to hear you There's so much static in the line, That I can barely hear the truth Is it any wonder I'm the fool? Is it a surprise to be uncool? It's no wonder, I'm so disconnected (The person you are trying to reach, Alecia Moore, has been temporarily disconnected) (Please hang up and try again later) (Unblock yourself if you wish to be connected) I'm trying so hard to get through I'm trying so hard to hear you There's so much static in the line, That I can barely hear the truth Is it any wonder I'm the fool? Is it a surprise to be uncool? It's no wonder, It's no wonder, It's no wonder I'm trying so hard to get through I'm trying so hard to hear you There's so much static in the line, That I can barely hear the truth Is it any wonder I'm the fool? Is it a surprise to be uncool? It's no wonder, I'm so disconnected (It's no wonder, It's no wonder) (It's no wonder, It's no wonder)