by N/A (P!nk-speaking) Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to P!nk airlines We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to ensure your ride is as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright and lock position during take-off and landing. All carry-on luggange must be stowed in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you. (Verse1) Waiting on a ticket 'Cause you're looking for the ride You're feeling on top 'Cause you're flying through the sky You wanna have your cake And you wanna eat it too Everybody's always pointing fingers at you You're damned if you do You're damned if you don't We're always doing all the things That we say we won't(Chorus) Here we go Riding on a whim Connecting with the rendezvous Here we go We're jumping off the wings We're going round in circles - it's a Catch22 Yes we're flying round in circles - it's a Catch22 Yes we're rocking round in circles - it's a Catch22(P!nk speaking) If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in the case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendant immediately. All electrical equipment, including cell-phones, 2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops etc should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000ft (Verse2) Looking from the outside, you're always looking in You think you fix the problem, until it comes right back again And life seems like a trap, you're trying to get out You're searching for your cheese because you feel like Mighty Mouse You're damned if you don't - you're damned if you do You've seen all the signs, but you haven't got a clue(Chorus) Here we go Riding on a whim Connecting with the rendezvous Here we go We're jumping off the wings We're going round in circles - it's a Catch22 Yes we're flying round in circles - it's a Catch22 Yes we're rocking round in circles - it's a Catch22You are in, you are in, you are in, you are in You are in for the ride of your life(Chorus) Here we go Riding on a whim Connecting with the rendezvous Here we go We're jumping off the wings We're going round in circles - it's a Catch22 Yes we're flying round in circles - it's a Catch22(P!nk speaking) We realize you have many choices and behalf of all of us at P!nk Airlines, we'd like to thankyou for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever you're destination may be. And remember, be careful retrieving your items, as during the flight they may have shifted, and might fall on you or your neighbours head, and knock you the fuck out(Chorus) Here we go Riding on a whim Connecting with the rendezvous Here we go We're jumping off the wings We're going round in circles - it's a Catch22Here we go Riding on a whim Connecting with the rendezvous Here we go We're jumping off the wings We're going round in circles - it's a Catch22 Yes we're flying round in circles - it's a Catch22